Just booked a table for two for the wifes birthday. Bound to end in tears though- She's crap at snooker.
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God , I love my new taser!
They say that sex is the best form of exercise . Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.
Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. when a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary).
A Couple Of Funnies
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, Feb 18 2012 01:31 PM
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 09:00 PM
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Omnia mihi lingua graeca sunt
"In the beginning there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it."
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 09:45 PM
i reconise those jokes,lifted from which forum,
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LEXUS IS 200 SE NAVIGATOR 2005
GALAXY GHIA 1.9TDI(115BHP)2003 now sold.
now with vag-com binned vista,binned xp now running windows 7
(if i can work out how to use it),if anyone in my area needs help them message me and where see what we can do.
now also driving a 60 reg black zetec tdi 140bhp smax,totally different from the galaxy and a lot lot faster.
RIP DAD,21/12/10
LEXUS IS 200 SE NAVIGATOR 2005
now with vag-com binned vista,binned xp now running windows 7
(if i can work out how to use it),if anyone in my area needs help them message me and where see what we can do.now also driving a 60 reg black zetec tdi 140bhp smax,totally different from the galaxy and a lot lot faster.
RIP DAD,21/12/10
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