A Couple Of Funnies
Posted 18 February 2012 - 01:31 PM
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God , I love my new taser!
They say that sex is the best form of exercise . Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.
Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. when a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary).
Posted 23 February 2012 - 09:45 PM
LEXUS IS 200 SE NAVIGATOR 2005
now with vag-com binned vista,binned xp now running windows 7 (if i can work out how to use it),if anyone in my area needs help them message me and where see what we can do.
now also driving a 60 reg black zetec tdi 140bhp smax,totally different from the galaxy and a lot lot faster.
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